Acoustic genius.

I'd give it a B++. I was playing around on youtube and came across an acoustic version of Coldplay's "Viva la Vida" by these two guys whom I really don't know lol. I suppose they are an upcoming band of some sort, but they do alot of acoustic versions to hit songs we hear everyday. This one is great, this shit almost sounds as good as the original. Listen to this and go check out some more of theur stuff if you like.

The boxer brief

So basically you have boxers, boxer briefs, and regular briefs. Yeah, the regular briefs can just go out the window! Very uncomfortable if you ask me lol.

Ever since i came out of diapers I've been wearing boxers and they've been good...up until like a week ago when I was in the mens department of some store and decided to pick up some boxer briefs lol. Man they are so much better! For my dudes, if your reading this go try them if you've only been wearing boxers. Idk, they fit tight, but like its a comfortable feeling that can't be achived by the loose unaffectionate feeling of boxers lmao. And yeah yeah I know some dudes always say, "Well I have a big d**k so I can't wear boxer briefs because they would be too tight and uncomfortable" blah blah dude, such lies lol. The front part is made so it will be comfortbale if your big down there so yeah no complaints. Plus I've learned chicks seem to prefer them too :). Anyways, yeah I'll still toss my boxers on every once in a while, but I think I've found a new love. Seriously, boxer briefs are the shit! If I really didn't think so I wouldn't dedicate an entire blog post to them lol. Just go cop you a pack or two and discover the hidden magic.

Almost "goodbye" time for So.Cal

They say Los Angeles is a place where dreams are made or broken; well I've lived here long enough to experience both sides of the spectrum. However, my days here in LA and in southern california are now numberd. 23 days to be exact, as I depart for college august 16th up near sacramento (northen cali). Yes, being in an unfamiliar place will be a huge reality check, but perhaps being the person that I am, it's the best move for me. See, being here in LA in alot of ways makes me wanna run from it until I learn enough for me to come back. I'm kinda tired of everyone trying to be "somebody" and the only way they know how to do it is by trying to be like everyone else. It doesn't make sense, nor is it attractive to see these girls that only care about wtf they look like in the mirror. I mean who doesn't love a bomb chick, but a dude like me at this point in his mindset needs something more, and LA offers few of that.

It's so much fun here and so much shit to do, especially to get in trouble lol, but damn even that can be fun when your in LA. Man I don't really know of any shopping areas out in northern cali either and if your anyone who knows me, you know I'll die without being able to shop lol. But anyways, I'll survive and hopefully I'll meet some chill people who I can be my full self around, instead of holding it back like I tend to do here in LA. People either know my as the dude who knows how to dress, the smart dude, the funny dude, the nice guy, the asshole, the creative dude, etcs. but few people know me as a sum of all those things. Lol, here in LA, it's like I always seem to find someone (a girl especiallu) that understood me for everything I am, but sooner or later I would be disappointed and turned-off by realizing that it wasn't what I felt it to be. Shit having a bunch of girls that mean nothing to you only makes them good for one thing (we all know what that is) and that's basically what I'm dealing with right now, so if I just packed up and moved for college this very second I can't honestly say I would miss any of them...sorry =/

Excuse me for being so blunt, but hey this is MY blog! But yeah, of course while I know alot of people here at home, I'll never know everyone so I guess perhaps you could argue that maybe I'm just overlooking or yet to meet that person who understands me...but shit then we could always argue that because we'll never know everyone in the world lol. I'm just saying we can all agree that most people here in LA are the same. Guys for the most part are the usual "I just wanna fuck" guys, and I won't lie sometimes that's all I wanna do too if your a girl I don't respect lol. Then there are the ladies here who are the typical 20 hours in the mirror and say they want one type of dude but end up being with the type of dude they said they would never get back with lol; In other words, just simply confused. Yes, people like this exist everywhere, I am aware of that, but it's not as accepted and expected as it is here I'm sure. That is the problem.

Yeah, I'll miss LA in all its flaws and its glory. Sacramento here I come, but more importantly college and LIFE here I come. It's time to start living and focusing on how I'm gonna polish myself as a person and start the journey of getting this money and leaving a mark on this world somehow. I have a plan, and just because YOU don't understand it, don't knock it! Respect what I do or stay behind your gated fences and ignore it, please. This is not me being cocky, I'm way too reserved for that, but this is how I get when I think about all the opportunity out there for a person to seize. Just know that all of you, rather I like you or not have had an impact on the person that I am, and as I leave LA if we never talk again for some reason just remember me for who I am and not for everything I wasn't. What I am not is not meant for me to be, therefore I will never become it. Remember that, bleed that.

This is my home, Los Angeles, where everyone wants to be. I would never forget it even if I wanted to. Thanks for everything, I promise to return. Now shut the fuck up and let me enjoy
these last few weeks....

LMAO, man this is why I love Kanye (no rosie o donald). He doesn't give a fuck what people say when it comes to clothes, just like me. My shorts perhaps would have been a little longer lol, but far from these dudes I see walking around with oversized ones where you can't tell if their shorts or pants. Smh, but I respect everyone's style... I just wish everyone was as equally open-minded as me (and Kanye) are.

The Dark Knight Review

Best movie of 2008. The End.

Lol, seriously that is all this post calls for, but of course I'll include more. Okay, So I've been anticipating this movie all fucking year ever since I saw the first trailer. I knew I had to see it the day it came out so that people wouldn't spoil it for me and I accomplished my mission. First of all R.I.P to Heth Ledger, because I am one who has always criticized how people only give a person their deserved respect when they die, but this time I am the victim of the exact thing I despise. I didn't know this guy was that good until I seen his role as the Joker and watched him execute the roll like no other person could have. It's crazy because as he was blowing up shit and killing people, he made me laugh all at the same time. He did such an excellent job in conveying this evil humor that all of us have inside us, and I say all of us because I wasn't the only one in the theatre laughing (Marquis lol). Also, through his crazy and freaky tactics he was able to spit alot of logic lol. His whole plan was not to get money, but to simply illustrate that people once put in an odd enough situation will do things that will prove them disloyal and only looking to help "self." I think he perhaps was on to something, and yeah yeah I know it was only a movie lol, but it still is true even in the real world.

Okay so enough of Joker (Heth Ledger)'s awesomeness and how he is now my favorite villian lol, lets talk about Batman. Batman obviously was outshined by the villian Joker, but I think he still deserves to be discussed. He has always been my favorite superhero because of his ability to seem real. What I mean is that he doesn't have the corny "superpowers" like a Superman or Spiderman, but he simply has gadgets and a suit, which makes him way more vulernable to the same things as a normal person. Speaking of gadgets, ahh man you have to see the shit they pulled off in this movie lol...like out of this world fly shit. Hmmm but the sexiest thing was that Lamborghini, I drooled lmao. But yeah, it was cool how the movie really opened-up Batman's true meaning of how he is not not a superhero, but he is in essence "whatever the city needs him to be," which includes taking blame and being labeled as more evil than he is good. Now you see where the title "The Dark Knight" comes in. I love it!

Yeah, this movie was good on so many levels. I don't wanna give it away if you haven't seen it yet, but Two-Face makes an appearance. Ooooooooops! Sorry, it slipped lol. Yes, well atleast I'll leave it up to you to find out how it all unravels, but yes he does make an appearance. It was almost overwhelming to see the Joker and Two-Face doing shit at the same time simultaneously, but it just put the icing on an already perfect cake. Go check out the movie people, it's definately worth it. It's like 3 hours long, but it's interesting to where it doesn't even feel like it (your ASS might feel it though lol). Batman FOREVER!!!

Here's some of favorite quotes from the movie, most of which are from the Joker lol:

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to watch yourself become the villian."

"Why so serious?"

"If your good at something, never do it for free."

"...It's all part of the plan."

"We all know maddness is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

Killjoy

A Killjoy - Something or someone that sucks the fun, the life, or the coolness out of someone or something else. With people, it's usually out of their own selfish and stupid motifs or just because they think it would be fun to fuck up the FUN!

Typical Killjoys include:

x People who shoot at parties/events
x Bringing your girlfriend where there will be other chicks. Jealousy?
x Overprotective mom/pops
x Spilt punch on a fresh shirt
x False gossip
x Bad sex
x "Naw sorry bro we only have them in a size...."
x Someone wearing the same shit as you at a big shindigg
x "Wear did you buy that?"
x Thirsty people
x Scruffing your new kicks
x Getting to a store when it's about to close
x An idiot telling you you don't make sense.
x Cereal, no milk
x Shit that just makes life difficult and uninteresting

Do the world a favor and don't be a Killyjoy. It's not attractive, cool, or healthy...Bitch!
:)

That Face! That Body!

man this is the illest shit I've ever seen in my life lol. Ill in this cas meaning both fresh and nasty.

It's FRESH because the photographer's mind was obviously exalted to come up with such an innovative vision.

NASTY because this shit looks like it's gonna come alive lol. Makes my skin crawl after a while.

Anyways, What you see below appears to be a smiling face, but it is actually a cohesive attempt to form a face by what is seemingly something like 34932332342 naked bodies, both male and female. The way the darker bodies form the darkness of the eyes and the creases in the smile are so perfected it's...idk you find the word lol.

Crazy huh? Thanks Kanye!

Wait! Is it Obama? Lmao it kinda looks like him now that I look at it again. Damn, perhaps...

photography lesson.

What Peace?

Identity Crisis

Kiss My Wood

DEAD Drunk

Let's Be Blunt About This...

Oxymoron?

"Watch" What You Say...

The Chicken Crossed The Road

The Suspense is Killing Him

Still got a ways to go. Assassinate Me Bitch!

Obey Your TV

Jay-Z @ Glastonbury

Man I watched the Jay-z conert at Glastonbury on youtube today and he completely killed that shit. It was 9 long parts, but it didn't even feel like it because I was so intoxicated by the performances. If you know me well enough you know that Jay-Z is by far my favorite rapper and I will argue against anyone that he is the best rapper EVER. Yeah yeah I know Bigge and Pac were good, but I think people exaggerate on their greatness as a result of how they were taken out the game so unexpectedly. Nas may be a better lyricist, but Jay's lyrics, metaphors, and storytelling along with his swagger and ability to change his swagger (rap fast or slowly) makes him better than anyone else. Sure, Lil wayne may be the best now, but he will never reach Jay status.

Anyways, this Glastonbury shit as I said was unbelievable, but as a fan I might be a bit bias lol. It was cool to see this as an example of how our culture as black people and the Hip-Hop culture in general is embraced all around the world. Fashion and music make us one. You can check the concert out yourself, Lupe had one too, but I'm going to just post one of my favorite parts of the concert. hit youtube for the rest. Peace & Prosperity.

Enough Already Dammit!

If I offend you, I promise I care. I really really do'nt.

OMG STFU! I'm tired of reading away messages and seeing girls talk about how lame their boyfriends are and how they can't believe they would treat them like this, how the cheated on them, blah blah blah blah blah...then 3 days later you guys are back together. It's all premature and it's so fucking childish. Time to start blocking people lol!

I can't take it anymore so let me tell you girls the truth. Let me tell you how the mind of a typical teenage boy works. Notice I said typical, which means every dude isn't included. Ok first of all the two things that most teenage boys have in common is our love for girls and the love for fun. Boys realize what relationships call for; the sacrificing of nigths out with your dudes and the ending of harmless flirting with other girls, and it is this realization which causes the typical boy to want to stay away from a serious relationship as long as he can. However, while the average boy may think this way, he fails to realize that there are boys out there that thinks just as he does. He forgets that there are dudes that also would rather have fun with several chicks rather than just be with one. This is where it gets tricky. See what drives the typical boy into a relationship even though he realizes he is not ready is the threat of other boys. As bomb as a girl might be, the typical young boy doesnt want her as a girlfriend, but see he tries to make her his girlfriend so that nobody else can have her. Unfortunately, here developes a misunderstanding of intentions as far as the girls are concerned. See the girl thinks that the guy is truly interested in her and wants her to be his girlfriend with a deeper meaning, while all along her looks and the fear of another dude putting his arm around her are the only motivations for this new established relationship.

Now, he has his girl, he prevented the other guys from getting at her...so he thinks. With "everything in order" he forgets the laws of a relationship, because he didnt really want one in the first place, and he goes on with life thinking he can continue doing the things he did before he got a girlfriend. The nights out with his boys at parties and events where there are sure to be other girls seem to keep rolling, and he gets mad that his girlfriend "bitches" about not wanting him to go. "Damn your always fucking complaining," he says, and of course the threat of breakup comes out his mouth. He might even actually break-up with her! But see his original motifs come back to haunt him, because if he does break up with her and he hears that she is now looking for new dudes, the jealousy of "some other dude having my girl" sets in, and now he puts on his charm in order to get her back. Girls, being so foolish and gullable as they are, typically fall for the typical boy's charm or they think back to how great the sex was, and of course they fall back into his arms...not realizing that this circle of lies, deceit, jealousy, and breakup will forever continue.

See this is what goes on in the mind of a typical guy, but it's not entirely his fault. The fact that girls are often so easy to make-up with, the fact that all it usually takes is a couple kisses and a few "baby I'm sorry" pleas to get them back motivates the boy to continue cheating or doing whatever it is that he is doing because he then feels like you need him. He has the mindset that he can do whatever it is that he wants and you will always take him back. I guess the only girl that has figured this shit out is Rihanna lol.

Again, this is only the typical guys. There are those that actually are interested in you and actually want a relationship with you because of who you are and not just what you look like or because of jealously of other dudes getting you. There are also dudes, who instead of killin a hoe (lol) would rather have no strings attached, no titles, and just have fun without any restrictions on my behavior. See they realize that at this age they require too much fun to be restrained to just one girl and they would rather stay single and do as they please without anybody getting hurt.

Anyways, I just couldnt stand anymore sad, simp ass away messages from girls crying over the same stuff over and over. It actually comes to the point where I just laugh and shake my head because I know exactly what the dude was thinking when he did whatever it was that he did.

For you ppl that are in happy relationships, I wish you the best...truly. Just be true to yourself before anything though . No need to onvince everyone, perhaps your not truly convinced then. If your goal is to constantly prove your shit to outsiders, then you have issues foo! Maybe you fasely think you need this person more than you actually love this person. Lol, whatever the case, girls typically have these emotional uncertainties, that's why I'm glad I'm a dude!

Some people who actually read this are gonna be like wtf is dude talking about and why is he talking about it? But man fuck off! And if your wondering out of all the types of dudes described above, which one am I? What category does Isaiah fall under? LOL...does a magician ever reveal how his trick is done? Fuck outta here, that would be too easy. You contemplate and form your own judgement! I just provide the tools. Peace foos. =p.