So yeah, I'm sure by now that everyone who pays any attention to music and pop culture has heard Beyonce's new song "If I Were A Boy," and hopefully you have seen the video too, which I must admit is pretty awesome and creative. However, my friend David and I watched the video with a group of girls and afterwards decided to make some fun and make our own "song" called "If I Were A Girl," (NO HOMO!). Lol it was really just the counter to everything Beyonce was saying, we talked about the flaws of the typical female personality and how it affects dudes on a daily basis and in our relationships. Enough about the two-timing, jive, heartless guy...what about the ills of the female?
*try to read it with the melody of the original song lol*
If I were a Girl, I wouldn't thirst him.
Calling asking where he's at when he already
told me he was going to the gym!
If I were a Girl, I would just say what I mean.
Instead of asking a fucking question when I already
know the answer, I swear I would just learn how
to read in between!
If I were a Girl, I would count flirting as cheating,
and not simply just say "Oh its harmless" and give
other dudes my number and pretend like in the future
it wont affect anything.
If I were a Girl, I would basically be much smarter.
I wouldnt go over a dudes house in a tanktop and little
booty shorts and then pretend like we weren't going to
f*ck when my outfit already suggests that we were, I swear
I wouldnt just want a dude because he already has a girl..If I were
girl.
If I were a Girl, I wouldnt call him names, that I would get mad
if he called me...basically If I were a Girl I wouldnt play all the
little stupid ass games!
the end :)
lmao. Maybe a little un-Isaiah like, and a little corny, but TRUE!
